Thirsty joke?

For the thirsty portion of this
After work today,
actually i have been noticing for quite a while
just that i nvr bothered to pen it down,
i realized that europeans,
particularly british ppl
are really thirsty





Heck on the train down to london during CNY
this guy sitting opp me sharing the same table
had a six pack stored away in his bag
and he was like draining it down the pipes
by the time he was done
i tot hed had enuf
but noo...
he went to the shop and got 2 more pints
and 15 mins before our journey ended
he went off to get another
but alas the shop was closing
his face was fking red lo
reeked alcohol
felt a bit uncomfortable with him in front of me during the journey
but he held on well
shit man
8 pints....
and he didnt even need to go to the toilet
where does it all gooo
i cant even finish a half pint






neway for the second half of this post,
was watching a trailer for the movie
a tree in tanjung malim
by tan chui mui
who is freaking awesome malaysian director
but neway the joke goes like this


'Mr. Panda had only one wish....
and that was to take photographs in colour'





LOL!
ingenious