What went down...

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daaaaaa-ahh-aun






what went down
on wednesday the 28th of Apr
was that we got simon to sign a 'written agreement'
(all u lawyers correct me if im wrong)
stating that if he does not pay us by end of june
hell willingly accept any legal action taken against him

sry if it seems a little bit tacky with the
liquid cancellation and handwritten works
i was raging at that time and
churned out whatever i could impulsively
is this even enforceable?
got my neighbour to witness it
(law ppl!)







neway after an hour of bickering
more like shouting with indignation
and disbelief at how fking sly, shrewed
and sweet talking that bastard was
we went at it from like 2 in the morning till 3
he was like wiggling his way out of all the accusations
....more like evidence
as if it didnt matter at all
finally when he admitted that he took the money
and used it for his own
(eg. loan sharking, n paying off his loans)
actually he didnt even admit it
we had to force it out of him







he kept on going like
'it dont matter, the bills are going to get paid anyway'
i was like what the fk
what did he even mean by that
we kept showing him the 2008 -2009 bill
and he said
'thats been paid edi, just that the bank
made a mistake with the money
so the payment never got through'
we didnt believe a word he said
.....well obviously





then he was going on and on bout
'why u all getting all worked up for,
the bills will get paid at the end of the calander yr'
i was like what the fk again
if he was goign to pay the bills at the end of the yr,
which of course is supposed to be unethical
as u are supposed to pay the bills as they come
or quarterly/monthly
hence the bills that came on dec and apr
which werent even supposed to come as he
said he had them on direct debit,
he should have asked us for the money at the end of the yr right?
then he was liek it dont matter
'it dont matter'
'it dont matter, the bills will get paid'
in his fking scouse accent
whihc nearly caused one of my hsmates to explode
and punch him in the face
on top of that he overcharged us
hence i showed him the calculations
cuz he was too fking obtuse
to grasp simple mental math
i showed him on paper
step by step
and yet he still didnt understand y he owed us so much
i said wadeva u just owe us that much (107 pounds)
assuming that he only paid for the tv lisence and water bills
and for us to get back 107 pounds
would also mean that our bills are all paid up to july
as i calculated





im prolly missing out a lot of shit
as im recalling an issue of when i was all fired up
and emotional
so theres a lot thats still cloudy
and forgotten




neway
the whole interrogation got me fking thirsty
dunno why im mentioning it
but that was something i really rememebered
i think cuz i was the only one doing the justification
the other 3 cheds were just backing me up
and cornering him with their random outbursts
which were quite entertaining actually
as they cant really speak english
and were more brawn than anything
and i wanted to see them smack the shit out of
that bastard
a bit violent but justified i feel
the thought i mean lol






what still irks me was how fking
cool and unaffected he was with the whole issue
he kept saying
'its not a lot of money'
'ive got money put in somewhere else'
so keleng keh si ccb kia
he felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever
and felt that what he did was not wrong at all
as he was 'going to' pay the bills anyway
wtf
WTF





OOO
i forgot one huge part
when the 3 of them showed him
the 2008 - 2009 bill again
after i did all the calculations for this yr
they vividly recalled paying him a minimum of 300pounds
for 4 payments for the 4 Qs of that yr
and said that they needed their money back for that as well
which amounted to about 500 pounds each after deduction
dunno hows he going to come up with that much money
on top of having to pay for rent, the unpaid bills
and his car loan
with him being unemployed and working at his parents
take away in liverpool
so tua pau wan man
fking arrogant bastard i tell u
amy's seen him b4
she dont like him
she thinks hes an asshole
upon her first impression






neway bet hes done this
plenty of times b4 hence his
complacency towards the issue
i have a feeling the other 3 wont get their money back
but im going to make sure i will






then on friday of that week
so fking chun man
luckily i passed up my assignment at
11:55pm
deadline 12pm
past it = - 10marks
then the line slowly died round 12ish
benny wasnt able pass up on time
even though he submitted at 11:58
as i was with him
and had difficulties accessing as well
we had to pass up online u see
and
when i was with benny
the internet explorerer error
kept appearing
alas the time recorded 12:01:04
pity
and it was all that bastard simon's fault again






we couldnt access the internet
past 1 am
so we immediately assumed it was cut off
i was like
'u gotta be fking kidding me'
so we went for some chinese at tai wu
till 4 am
cuz nth else to do as it was our final assignment
then in the morning round 11 am
(simon was in liverpool edi)
i tried looking for the Virgin media bills
for our internet in his room
found it all torn up into pieces in the dustbin
we had to piece them together to get the callcentre no.
as we couldnt access the internet to get the no.
how we knew it was in his dustbin?
beats me
be we found loads of other bills together
with it
lol






so i msged simon first
fking agitated and groggy
saying 'what happened to the internet'
he said he called Virgin up
saying that the area had a problem
so i then proceeded to calling Virgin myself
they said it wasnt an area problem
and forwarded me to bills and payments
and told me that it was indeed suspended due to non payment!
i was like
'...ure kidding me'
but wasnt surprised





so i then called simon up
he didnt pick up
i called again
he hung up
FKER
i then txted
pay the bills now
he then txted back saying
'its due to area problem! i called them!'
i blew a fuse but contained myself
as i remembered ronald saying that we should resolve
problems amicably especially when dealing with bastards
like this guy
so i txted back
saying
'i called them up twice to confirm, we need to do our assignments
so pls pay the internet bills now'
so i felt i handled that msg pretty well
considering how my anger threshold
was already way passed its limit






2 hours later
k bills sorted
fking bastard i tell u
internet could work thereafter




but when we were in his room
piecing together the torn up bill
we found something else.....



yeap THATS RIGHT
its the fking tv license invoice
dated: 28 March 2010
yes yes
the 1 of the 2 only bills he
specifically said hes paid for
that was the point where i lost it
and waited for all of them to leave the room
before i ....
k wait jsut in case simon finds this blog
i better not say anything
that could be used to incriminate me
lol
want to know more
u know where to find me





neway that means i have to debit 30 more pounds
into our banks!
lets hope he actually pays us back
or therell be hell to pay
starting wth his mom
simons scared of his mom btw
not the 'arent we all type'
but the really scared type
well, thats what he told us neway
i rememebr these things
lol


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on a lighter note
i just came back from watching
kick-ass
my oh my
is it violent
that girl is going to be a star
the tone of the movie wouldve surely fooled anyone
at first
until the accident happened
then it was liek WOAH
holy shit
neway watch it
really entertaining
final bits couldve been more epic
but a good watch nevertheless
orange 2 for 1!




had brazillian buffet at 'bem brasil' before catching the movie
a bit too salty
reminded me a lot of
the Carvery in kch
damn jelak now
i think the carvery is a lot better though
though ive nvr tried the full buffet b4